so...

turns out there's a movie being made with tim allen, britney spears, cher and bette midler. it's like there's executives sitting around trying to figure out the worst cast of all time ever, and making it happen. in a few weeks, they'll announce that rob schneider and sam jackson signed onto this as well and brett ratner is directing.

god, i hope this doesn't make it past pre-production. or if it does, that it's the best movie ever made. in my own, oft-repeated words: a cinematic masterpiece.