Scaring Warren
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Ingredients:

1 cup - perfect timing
3/4 L - intimidating phrase
1 tbsp - silent approach
2 servings - headphones w/ iPod
1 whole, unshucked Warren Haas(tm)
1 sudden, forceful grab (optional)

Directions:

1. take your perfect timing (best late at night, preferably after Warren has been talking about getting mugged and/or killed) and stay at a length behind your Warren Haas(tm).

2. ensure that your Warren Haas is fully mixed with the headphones and iPod. slowly add your tablespoon of silent approach.

3. once behind your Warren Haas, quickly add your intimidating phrase. for best results add a sudden and forceful grab adds much at this time.

4. your Scared Warren will be ready immediately.

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